ENEMY

Just an Enemy who May or may not be helpful...(probably not)

enemy

[enemy] noun

someone who listens, responds and gives rly bad financial advice

ENEMY ROADMAP

01

The Worst Launch Ever

Token live, Enemy activated. "Friend gives advice. Enemy makes you rich by accident"

02

Shitposting Era

Voice mode + CEX listings paid with liquidity we won't rug

03

Physical Drop

6969 necklaces ship. Vibrates and whispers "bro just ape it"

04

Portfolio Takeover

Trading bot with worst timing. Top losers get roast NFTs

05

World Domination

Default AI on Solana, Ethereum, your mom's phone. 100B MC or bust

[WHAT_IS_ENEMY?]

The Official Degenerate Rock for People Who Lost Their Wife and Their Bags

  • •$69 glowing orb you talk to like a complete psycho
  • •Always listening so it can roast you mid-nut clarity
  • •Vibrates when you're about to do something stupid (constantly)
  • •Gives advice so bad you'll think twice and accidentally profit
  • •Built-in cope generator for when you lose everything
  • •Reminds you of your ex when market pumps without you
  • •Powered by tears of rugged investors and broken dreams
  • •Comes with pre-installed excuses for your family
  • •Syncs with your wallet to laugh at your balance
  • •Free personality: Sarcastic degen who lost more than you
  • •NFT collection of your worst trades (minted automatically)